deathtosquishies:

kayteekelleee:

thefrogman:

this is 911 state your emergency












YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD


911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN


YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS


911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER


MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.



YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ


TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING


911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.


yes 911 hello all these people are crazy



omg. i laughed way harder at this than i should have. i can’t even

glorious beings on this website
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deathtosquishies:

kayteekelleee:

thefrogman:

this is 911 state your emergency

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YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD

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911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN

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YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS

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911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER

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MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.

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YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ

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TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING

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911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.

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yes 911 hello all these people are crazy

omg. i laughed way harder at this than i should have. i can’t even

glorious beings on this website

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officialtokyosan:

benigoat:

Press B to crouch.


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officialtokyosan:

benigoat:

Press B to crouch.

This is a sneaking mission.

rising-spookystar:

Rare footage of the first celebrity attacked by a soldier in the Skeleton War.
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rising-spookystar:

Rare footage of the first celebrity attacked by a soldier in the Skeleton War.

batmansymbol:

slow clap for everyone involved here

45-9mm-5-56mm:

Weapons by Aurélien Calay on Flickr.
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45-9mm-5-56mm:

Weapons by Aurélien Calay on Flickr.

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theknightlycynic:

ultrafacts:

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This is barely even the best part of Musashi. One, he wrote a book of philosophy that works for warfare and life. Two, one of those late duels he arrived hungover and with a sword he made out of a boat oar (which was fine since he specialized in the bokken). He charged up the beach, killed his foe, and ran back, timed perfectly for his boat to leave with the tide. Three, his first kill was at 13, when a warrior came into town looking for challengers. Young Musashi offered up a challenge. While his uncle tried to apologize for the boy’s disrespect, Musashi managed to steal the warrior’s sword and kill him (the warrior) with it.
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theknightlycynic:

ultrafacts:

Source For more facts follow Ultrafacts

This is barely even the best part of Musashi. One, he wrote a book of philosophy that works for warfare and life. Two, one of those late duels he arrived hungover and with a sword he made out of a boat oar (which was fine since he specialized in the bokken). He charged up the beach, killed his foe, and ran back, timed perfectly for his boat to leave with the tide. Three, his first kill was at 13, when a warrior came into town looking for challengers. Young Musashi offered up a challenge. While his uncle tried to apologize for the boy’s disrespect, Musashi managed to steal the warrior’s sword and kill him (the warrior) with it.

lateshowletterman:

To finish our week of Foo, foofighters present the Top Ten Things Foo Fighters Would Like To Say After Spending A Week At The Late Show.

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davegrohlslongjohns:

dedicatedjerk:

 I know that sometimes they get Krist wrong but come on wtf is this? 

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davegrohlslongjohns:

dedicatedjerk:

 I know that sometimes they get Krist wrong but come on wtf is this?

Lmfao Milosevic